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| Date: | Louisville, Kentucky |
| Location: | 23-05-02 |
| Event: | EWF SmackDown! |
| Main Event: | HardKore and Trish Stratus Vs. Chris Benoit and Stephanie McMahon |
| Smackdown starts with the announcement that the Stacy Keibler and Kat match has been cancelled. However, the crowd go wild when they hear that the Torrie Wilson Vs Nova match has been changed to a Bra and Pantie swimming pool match, where the winner is the first to strip their opponent to their bra and panties! | |
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Match 1 : Randy Orton Vs. Big Show |
| Howard
Finkle
- This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time,
weighing in at 500 pounds, from Tampa, Florida, Big Show!!! (crowd boos
****) [Well, Well it's the BIG SHOW! The Big show's music plays as he walks down the isle and steps into the ring ] Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Randy Orton!!! [Randy Orton walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Big Show checks his boots. Randy Orton checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Randy Orton gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Big Show comes over and smashes Randy Orton's head into it. Big Show neck snaps Randy Orton. ] Cyrus - neck snap! [Paul Wight grabs Randy Orton's head and hites him in the face. Big Show hits Randy Orton with a baba chop. Randy Orton gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Randy Orton moves back to his feet. Randy Orton trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Paul Wight.Randy Orton and Paul Wight go to the floor ] Joey Styles - Paul Wight will have to watch out for weapons at ringside. [Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ] Cyrus - My God!! What a match! [Big Show executes an airplane spin on Randy Orton. Big Show stands up. (..2) Big Show cuts Randy Orton with a blade. Randy Orton is bleeding as a result. (...3) Big Show applies an arm wrench to Randy Orton. ] Joey Styles - Randy Orton takes a arm wrench. [Randy Orton moves back to his feet. (....4) Randy Orton tackles Paul Wight. (.....5) Randy Orton and Big Show move back into the ring. Randy Orton fist drops Big Show on the mat. ] Cyrus - Big Show takes a fist drop. [Randy Orton gets back to his feet. Randy Orton puts Big Show in an arm grapevine submission. Big Show climbs to his feet. Big Show hits a jumping elbow hrust on Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets hit with the shooting star press from Big Show. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Randy Orton escapes. ] Joey Styles - He should have just stayed on the attack. [Randy Orton moves back to his feet. Paul Wight executes the jumping sidekick on Randy Orton. Randy Orton trys for a tiger driver but is not strong enough to lift Big Show.Randy Orton puts Big Show in the cobra clutch. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Big Show is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Big Show trys to escape. Big Show escapes. Randy Orton comes from behind and bulldogs Big Show. Big Show stands up. Paul Wight hits Randy Orton with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Randy Orton stands up. Randy Orton pokes Big Show in the eyes. Big Show hits Randy Orton with a headbutt to the mid-section. Paul Wight gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ] Joey Styles - Randy Orton with a corkscrew armdrag. [Paul Wight gets back to his feet. Paul Wight short clothslines Randy Orton. Randy Orton gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Paul Wight. Paul Wight is back on his feet. Paul Wight knees Randy Orton and rolls back to his feet. Now Randy Orton standing. Randy Orton gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Big Show drags Randy Orton to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Paul Wight picks up Randy Orton and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. ] Cyrus - Good tilt-a-whirl suplex by Paul Wight. [Paul Wight is back on his feet. (..2) Randy Orton moves back to his feet. (...3) Randy Orton kicks Big Show in the back of the leg. Big Show moves back to his feet. Paul Wight spinning mule kicks Randy Orton. Big Show sucks chants start in the crowd. Paul Wight chokes Randy Orton. Randy Orton takes Big Show into the ring. Randy Orton trys for a power move but is unable to lift Paul Wight.Randy Orton trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Paul Wight. Randy Orton rolls him up with a backflip cradle. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Joey Styles - We've got ourselves a winner! Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Randy Orton!!! |
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| Match 2 : Booker T Vs. Hulk Hogan | |
| Howard
Finkle
- This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time,
weighing in at 275 pounds, from Venice Beach, California, Hulk Hogan!!!
(crowd cheers **********) [Hulk Hogan comes to the ring. ] Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Houston, Texas, Booker T!!! (crowd boos *****) [Booker T walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Hulk Hogan strikes Booker T in the elbow. Booker T strikes Hulk Hogan in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Hollywood Hulk Hogan low blows Booker T. Booker T moves back to his feet. Booker T kicks Hogan in the back of the leg. Booker T knees Hogan and rolls back to his feet. Hogan moves back to his feet. Hulk Hogan connects with a flying knee. Booker T goes down. ] Cyrus - Hollywood Hogan executes a knee. [Booker T stands up. Hogan shoulder tackles Booker T. Hogan is up again. Hollywood Hogan covers Booker T hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Booker T escapes. ] Joey Styles - Hogan should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match. [Booker T is back on his feet. Booker T executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Hollywood Hulk Hogan gets back to his feet. Booker T delivers a low blow to Hogan. Hogan gets back to his feet. Booker T uses a closed fist on Hollywood Hogan. Hogan uses a closed fist on Booker T. ] Joey Styles - Hollywood Hulk Hogan with a punch. [ Hogan kicks Booker T in the back of the leg. ] Cyrus - Hollywood Hogan with a kick. [Now Booker T standing. Booker T picks Hollywood Hulk Hogan up and side slams him to the mat. ] Joey Styles - Good Side slam by Booker T. [Booker T moves back to his feet. Booker T tells Hollywood Hogan to suck it. Booker T sucks chants start in the crowd. Booker T and Hollywood Hulk Hogan go to the floor ] Cyrus - Booker T can't get a pin at ringside. [Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ] Joey Styles - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this! Cyrus - Blood is all over ringside. [Booker T chokes Hogan. Booker T takes Hulk Hogan into the ring. ] Joey Styles - Hulk Hogan is likely to be pinned at the ring. [Booker T applies an arm wrench to Hogan. Hogan is back on his feet. Hollywood Hogan drives a forearm into Booker T. Booker T takes a slap to the face from Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Hollywood Hulk Hogan moves back to his feet. Hollywood Hogan lifts Booker T up and drops him on his knee. Hulk Hogan chants start. ] Cyrus - Booker T takes a Back Breaker. [ Hollywood Hogan puts his hand in the mouth of Booker T. Hollywood Hogan has Booker T in the Mandible claw! Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Booker T trys to escape. ... Booker T trys to escape. ... Hulk Hogan breaks the hold. ] Joey Styles - That was almost the end of the match right there! [Booker T stands up. Hogan takes a slap to the face from Booker T. Booker T moves back to his feet. Booker T connects with a flying knee. Hogan goes down. Hogan is up again. Hollywood Hogan kicks Booker T in the head. Hollywood Hulk Hogan grabs Booker T and applies an arm wrench. Now Booker T standing. Booker T executes a reverse DDT on Hulk Hogan. ] Joey Styles - Is this a great match or not? Cyrus - Yes sir! [Hulk Hogan moves back to his feet. Hollywood Hogan tackles Booker T. Hulk Hogan gets up. Now Booker T standing. Booker T lifts up Hollywood Hogan and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Booker T stomps Hulk Hogan. Booker T executes a piledriver on Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Hollywood Hulk Hogan gets back to his feet. Booker T tackles Hulk Hogan and pummels his head. Booker T sucks chants start in the crowd. Booker T looks at his hand, an nails the Spineroonie! Hulk Hogan gets back to his feet. Booker T executes the Bookend on Hulk Hogan. Booker T covers Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Joey Styles - We've got ourselves a winner! Howard Finkel - The winner of this match, Booker T!!! |
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| Match 3 : Outsiders Vs. APA | |
| The
Acolytes are shown limbering up for their match. They're annoyed that
Mick Foley has overruled Paul Heyman's decision to put them in the title
match, and say they're going to do summat about it, but first they have
the Outsiders.
Howard
Finkle
- This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at
this time, The Outsiders!!! |
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| Match
4 : Mick Foley Vs. Buh-Buh Ray dudley (EWF Hardcore Title) |
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| Finkle:
The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EWF
Hardcore title. On his way to the ring, from Dudleyville, he is the
hardcore champion, Buh Buh Ray Dudley! [Buh Buh walks down to the ring and climbs in, with a steel chair in his arms] Finkle: And his challenger, Mankind! [Mankind's music hits, but the commissioner doesn't come out. Buh Buh keeps looking at the TitanTron, but Mankind appears behind him and shoves Socko in his mouth! After about 15 seconds, Buh Buh taps! Joey: Jeez Louise, that's gotta be the fastest match ever! Cyrus: Nonsense, the fastest match was… Joey: I don't care what it was, Foley has just won the hardcore title! The Rock is seen coming out of Mick Foley's dressing room after his Hardcore title win. He congratulates Mick on not being pissed, but says he has some of his own business to attend to. |
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| Match 5: Taz Vs. The Rock | |
| Howard
Finkle
- This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time,
weighing in at 221 pounds, from Brooklyn, NY, Taz!!! (crowd boos
*********) [Taz's music plays as the crowd errupts with 'You Sold Out' chants ] Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Miami, Florida, he is the EWF Intercontinental champion, The Rock!!! (crowd cheers **************) [IF YA SMEEELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN'! The Rock's music plays as he walks down the isle and into the ring Taz walks around the ring. The Rock checks out the ring. (the bell rings) Taz pins The Rock against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. The Rock gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Taz. The Rock kicks Taz in the groin. ] Joey Styles - kick to the groin! [A forearm choke by Taz nearly gets him disqualified. The Rock gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Taz. The Rock gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Taz. ] Cyrus - boot choke! [The Rock hits a running forearm smash on Taz's face. The Rock executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Taz. The Rock climbs to his feet. The Rock goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Taz. ] Joey Styles - The Rock with a flying sitdown splash. [The Rock moves back to his feet. A forearm choke by Taz nearly gets him disqualified. A forearm choke by Taz nearly gets him disqualified. The Rock gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Taz. A forearm choke by Taz nearly gets him disqualified. The Rock hits a ropeflip moonsault on Taz. The Rock is up again. Taz moves back to his feet. ] Cyrus - My God!! What a match! [The Rock chops Taz. The Rock short clothslines Taz. Taz gets back to his feet. The Rock gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Taz. The Rock gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Taz. ] Joey Styles - boot choke! [The Rock discus punches Taz. Taz gets hit with the shooting star press from The Rock. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Taz escapes. ] Cyrus - The Rock should have known he wouldn't win the match with that. [The Rock forearm smashes Taz. Taz executes the brain buster on The Rock. Taz chants start. Taz climbs to his feet. Taz drags The Rock to the floor. ] Joey Styles - The Rock is much safer at ringside. Taz can't get a pin there. [Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ] Cyrus - What an outstanding match! [Taz chokes The Rock with his boot. ] Joey Styles - Nice choke by Taz. [(..2) Taz applies an arm wrench to The Rock. Taz chants start. (...3) Taz cuts The Rock with a blade. The Rock is bleeding as a result. The Rock gets back to his feet. (....4) The Rock pokes Taz in the eyes. ] Cyrus - eye poke! [(.....5) They head back into the ring. A forearm choke by Taz nearly gets him disqualified. Taz gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Taz is up again. The Rock gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Taz. The Rock hits Taz with the back of his elbow. The Rock hits Taz with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ] Joey Styles - Taz takes a rolling elbow smash. [The Rock puts Taz in an arm grapevine submission. Taz executes a neck scissors on The Rock. Taz chants start. Taz is up again. Taz grabs The Rock's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. The Rock is back on his feet. Taz executes a neck scissors on The Rock. Now The Rock standing. The Rock with a headscissors takeover on Taz. The Rock punches Taz in the gut. The Rock hooks Taz in the abdominal stretch. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Taz is fighting the hold. ... Taz is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Taz is fighting the hold. ... ... The Rock tightens the hold. ... The Rock tightens the hold. ... ... The Rock tightens the hold. Taz passes out. Rocky picks him up, and hits the Rock Bottom! He looks into the vcrowd, and they go wild. He kicks one arms, and takes off his elbow pad, throwing it into the crowd. Off one rope, off the other, BAM! Peoples Elbow. He goes for the cover. 1...2...3!] Cyrus - The Rock has won the match! Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, The Rock!!! [The Rock celebrates in the ring, but he is attacked by D-Von. Foley comes out for the save, but Buh Buh is close behind him. The Dudleyz knock Rock and Foley to the floor, then Buh Buh calls for tables! 3Ds to both Rock and Foley! Buh Buh then reaches down Foley's pants and pulls out Socko! The crowd boo as Buh Buh holds Socko aloft, and walks to the back with it] ::
The TitanTron shows Torrie Wilson walking to the stage in a pair of long
trousers and a tank top. Nova is seen wearing the same. The Swimming
pool starts being setup at he side of the ramp:: |
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| Match 6: Torrie Wilson Vs Nova Swimming Pool Bra and Panties Match | |
| Howard
Finkle - The following contest is the Swimming Pool Bra and Panties
match. Making her way to the ring first, Torrie Wilson! [Torrie walks down the ramp up the side and climbs in the pool. Before she is announced, Nova runs onto the stage, and jumps off into the pool, which is about 4ft deep. She lands awkwardly, and she squeals in pain] Cyrus: I think she may have a broken foot there Joey. [Torrie Takes advantage of this by putting the ankle on her shoulder, and pulling Nova's pants off, to reveal a lime green thong! This doesn't settle too well with Nova, who slaps Torrie, and holds her head under the water, while pulling off her tank top, revealing a white bra, which has been made see-through by the water. Joey: Woah, you can see her… Cyrus: Don't say it Joey! [Nova retreats to one end of the pool and feels her ankle, while Torrie tries to over up her bra. When she realises this is pointless, she runs as fast as he can towards Nova, who ducks a clothesling. Torrie hits the edge of the pool, and hurts her ribs. Nova goes underwater, and rips Torrie's pants off, revealing a matching white thong!] Finkle: The winner of this match, Nova! [While Nova is celebrating, Hardkore sneaks up behind her, as she has her back to the pool. Suddenly, Hardkore rips Novas tank top off, and then her bra! Nova covers her breasts immediately, but not after 100 cameras have caught the incident! Hardkore walks to the back laughing his head off] |
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| Main
Event : HardKore and Trish Stratus Vs. Chris Benoit and Stephanie
McMahon (Intergender Tag Match) |
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| Howard
Finkle
- This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at
this time, Mr & Mrs Gaylord, Hardkore and Trish!!! [Mr & Mrs Gaylord, Hardkore and Trish come to the ring. ] Howard Finkle - and their opponents, the team of Steph & Benoit. [Steph & Benoit walk to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this match. The Canadian Crippler places Trish Stratus on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Trish Stratus checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) The Crippler executes the guillotine choke on Trish Stratus. Now Chris Benoit standing. Trish Stratus is back on his feet. Hardkore tagged in by Trish Stratus. Hardkore hits Benoit with an earringer. The Canadian Crippler grabs Hardkore's leg and takes him down. The Canadian Crippler rolls onto Hardkore connecting with a knee. Hardkore gets hit with the shooting star press from The Canadian Crippler. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 Hardkore kicks out. ] Joey Styles - He should have just stayed on the attack. [Hardkore is up again. Hardkore tags in Trish Stratus. Chris Benoit get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Trish Stratus. Trish Stratus executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Benoit. Trish Stratus is back on his feet. Benoit gets hit with the shooting star press from Trish Stratus. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 The Crippler kicks out. ] Cyrus - Trish Stratus should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match. [The Canadian Crippler climbs to his feet. Trish Stratus gives The Crippler a reverse neckbreaker. Trish Stratus is back on his feet. The Crippler makes the tag to Stephanie McMahon. Steph gouges Trish Stratus's eyes out. Trish Stratus makes the tag to Hardkore. Trish Stratus executes a jawbreakeron Steph. Stephanie McMahon gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ] Joey Styles - Come on ref! Do something!! Steph is being double teamed! [Hardkore nails Steph with a double underhook suplex. Steph is back on his feet. Trish Stratus monkey flips Steph onto the mat. ] Cyrus - This is just awefull! Stephanie McMahon is being double teamed! Trish Stratus is interfering! Joey Styles - This is quality sports entertainment! [Hardkore picks Stephanie McMahon up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. ] Cyrus - If Hardkore keeps using moves like that fireman's carry into flapjack he could win the match! [Stephanie McMahon gets knocked on the ground and Trish Stratus flips onto him. Hardkore knocks Steph into Earl Hebner taking out the referee. Hardkore climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Steph. Hardkore gets back to his feet. Hardkore executes a flying headbutt on Stephanie McMahon. Hardkore is up again. Taz runs to the ring. Taz pins Hardkore against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Taz holds Hardkore in the corner, choking him with his forearm. Taz chants start. Taz grabs Stephanie McMahon's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Taz executes the brain buster on Stephanie McMahon. Taz chants start. Taz gets up. Ordered is restored. Earl Hebner gets up. Hardkore puts Steph in an arm grapevine submission. Steph gets up. Steph gets hit with a back heel kick. Hardkore lines Steph up... Kore! She's reached the Kore!. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Howard Finkle - The winners of this match, Mr & Mrs Gaylord, Hardkore and Trish!!! |
OOC Note: Hey, the roleplaying sucked for
SmackDown! man! So the results are from Zeus! Well they are cool but still.
Remember after the PPV, I WILL be making roster cuts.
- Prez
Contact Writer: NeilIs40@aol.com